I have dementia so beware

I think i'm having dementia. Big Time

First I went home yesterday after training. Took my dinner and everything. Feeling so happy. When it struck me. I left my bag in school. If i was in primary school, i think i would been crying for hours. But it was only a bag...with my super important bio file and $60.95 textbook, all too dear to me. haha. so Dad drove me back to school. The embarrassing thing was I was in my old ACS singlet. Shit I went there everyone looked at me. A boy in an ACS shirt with RI pants. In the end, fruitless search. No bag found. I forgot where i placed it. All i got was unfriendly stares by the RJ ruggers. So i came back today to find it. And guess what...

MY EZ LINK CARD WAS ALSO GONE. freak! now two things gone. Okay so i went to library and fortunately, my bag was left untouched. Grabbed it. and went to study. Met Khai Cong and Ryan who were MSNing and Facebooking in library. Apparently they hacked into a teacher's account. Khai Cong refused to show us his pretty girlfriends on facebook. HAHA and Ryan was camwhoring like a girl.

AND SO....i went to buy some noodles for lunch and stood at the bus stop. Waiting, Watching...then I struck me again. I remembered where that elusive card went to....it was still freaking at the school library. I forgot to take it back after i used the stupid project corner. Oh yeah. I ran all the way back to school from J8.

The library was closed. So i took the grey dustbin at the side and threw it at the library glass door. Wow you should have heard the sound. I clicked any switch i could find and rummage through the cards in the room. Once i found my card i ran out. But Librarian SAW ME. and stopped me. Oh the fight we had, kicks and punches flew from all directions. I left unscathed but she was left...with a broken skull. YES i've got the ez link card.

I have triumphed.
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no lah wad i said was rubbish lah. Actually i had to copy 5 lines of this. Something like

"I forgot to take back my card after using the project corner. I have been irresponsible and inadvertently deprived the chance for blah blah blah blah. I must always remember to take my card back etc etc etc"

Stupid student librarian refused to lend me a pen to use. I had to walk to me bag and take it. Sigh.

Ok my story's done

=)
Ben