The Bishan Uncle

Me and reuben were walking out of subway, heading towards the bus stop. We stop to see if the bishan gay was around

KFC...Nope

Mac...Nope

We found him at the bus stop. Happily standing there staring at young, innocent Ri boys and sniggering away in delight.

So we approached him..he saw us anyway and asked both of us to go there. Reuben was like super shocked and stood behind me as i approached him.

Here are some of the info (true/false we dont kow) we got out of him

1) His Job: A surveyor (nice)
2) He goes to Ri and hwa chong EVERYDAY to survey ppl around him--just by observing their faces
3) He is doing a "singapore transport system Survey"..WOW
4) His mother in law stays at hwa chong so he goes there often (he's married?)
5) He loves smiling at Ri boys cos he says he loves to see his juniors
6) He taught history and geog at RI once (I tot only a teacher specialises in 1 subject)
7) He speaks with a slight chinese accent

Anyway, he asked me some random questions like "what im going to do after wards/ where i stay/ Where reuben stays"

HAHA.. I told him a was a sec 3 boy going to sec 4--He kept saying "WA..so short..i think u are severely under nourished"

After that i told him i was taking a bus to pasir ris for life saving lesson..HAHA.. and reuben was going to katong for skipping classes WTH..haha its cool toking to him. he's quite harmless(from wad seems when i chat with him!)